Liz and I would be best of friends in real life

So 30 Rock makes me VERY happy, and I second this speech from Liz wholeheartedly.

I love you Liz Lemon.

"I'll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother.
I want someone who likes musicals but knows when to shut his mouth when I'm watching Lost.
And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross.
I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do.
I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince and I want him to genuinely like me, even when I'm old.
And that's what I want."