Being reunited with Shannan was great. She put in her request for her to sing Gangsters Paradise, fearing that it may not be appropriate for an LDS activity, but for some mysterious reason her name was never called. While I was squeezing my Heart blood stress ball to help my blood pump I had the pleasure of witnessing perhaps the greatest karaoke performance God's green earth has ever witnessed. The song was Bohemian Rhapsody, just imagine the possibilities of it being sung by a guy who has no shame (and I mean that in the most polite way). There wasn't a smile-less face in the crowd. I bet on my children and my children's children's lives that if Youtube came down to record this magnificent performance it would be the #1 viewed and on every talkshow-news cast you name it.
Bloody karaoke brought so many images into my head...and I still don't know exactly what that entailed but I imagine vampire-like beings singing on stage and I don't like it. Not that I don't like the image...I just don't like that I wasn't invited. P.S. I am so proud of you for going to F.H.E. even if it's only because you could be stuck with a giant needle.
ReplyDeleteWowsers! Look at you! You GET that blood sucked out of....the...crap...of you (?) Yikes. My FHE tonight (yes its on SUNDAYS!..weird) consisted of making derby cars out of potatoes. I thought I left Idaho. Apparently not. Oh, and someone told me that they were surprised anyone got out of BYU-I not married. He then said that maybe I didn't bake enough cookies or that I was intimidating. EXCUSE ME?!
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